Close your mouth, you are spitting on me

Spitting both literally and metaphorically

Jun 07, 2024

This is a short intermission between our first post ( its just me actually) and our next great analysis coming next Tuesday.

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Have you ever felt like someone is spitting while they are talking to you? And i mean that both literally and philosophically. Like when people are just spitting nonsense, brain rot, gpt brain stuff, and you just gotta pretend you are not seeing the strings of metaphorical saliva flying in the air.

Close your mouth, please.

Let’s talk about how spitting is literally a human weapon. The ultimate act of disgust. Today I learned that in soccer, spitting its the ultimate offence. One would think that with all the repressed homoerotic energy in a soccer field, spit could have a bit of a kinky side. I guess that’s the beauty of spitting, either sex or hate.

Its Spit season, if you are not familiar you can just learn about it here

If you haven’t guessed already, this is a spit themed newsletter. lol

Inspired by no other than Lorde. Her new era is upon us, starting with a big spit.

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I did my research and apparently this pill its mean to treat high blood pressure and heart failure. Maybe its a tease of a heartbreak theme on ©𝑳ĿŁု⑷♶
or she just suffers from hypertension, lets pray for her.

Praying and spitting brought this image to my mind, and for some reason I feel they are aligned. Im not saying that it has anything to do with Lorde, but her picture truly gave me Cruel Intentions energy, shoutout to the infamous bridge of saliva.

SPIT is artsy, or at least that’s what I learned. So this is the state of the art of spit, before Lorde transforms it into her personality for the next two years.

Apparently spit works as a cleaning liquid, for paintings, more info on that here, which makes total sense if you ask me. When my mom would clean my cheek with a bit of saliva in an act of love, she was just cleaning her art piece. I guess that’s how I see my shoes, when I decide to clean a tiny spot of dirt on them.

Some selection of spit related content I curated for your enjoyment:

The first thing is a book I acquired on my last trip to NYC, edited by printed matter: “The History of Lubrication with Gabriel Pericàs”, can you guess what it’s about?

If you wanna be ready for the next wave of spitting, you should find a way to get this book. A fun journey on the history of Saliva, with a tone of comedy and irony.

Some more artsy saliva finds:

Apollo and Cassandra, oil on canvas by Erika Meriaux

**James Castle (House) c 1910 -1977** *(James used saliva as part of the tools for his artworks, mixed with soot)*

I saw Troye Sivan at primavera and this is something one of his dancers would totally wear. I can see it happening on the SWEAT tour. (that’s a fluid reference I didn’t hope for, but im thankful).

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